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“Oh god…not Charlie Brown! Obama has gone too far this time! He has once again rained on the Christian parade by insisting on airing a war speech during CHARLIE BROWN! How will people ever discover the true meaning of Christmas without viewing the Charlie Brown Christmas Special?!?!? More proof that he is a Muslim.”
(Thanks Christians-are-ruining-my-Christmas)
20 days until Christmas guys — prepare yourselves because there is plenty more “holidays”-hating, Christmas-fanatacism where this came from. I would say let the countdown begin, but we have already had plenty of this stuff even though December just started.
Dear Muslim/half Black President Obama
What the fuck? Why would you try to ruin this capitalistic holiday built around false feelings, false gift giving and 2 false men? I want to overspend my unemployment check and hate my family within a few minutes of their arrival.
As a “real American” I am feel completely “disrespected” that you would try to interupt me and my false feelings on this glorious month of only 1 holiday that counts.
You have been in office for not even a year and already you are trying to be nice to me? Trying as you say to get my 5 brothers and me jobs? Who the fuck are you to help me get work? I am very happy not being edumacated and living off the government and then giving straight to my god who always needs money.
Letting me know what your plans are? How you are going to befriend me with kindness?
Why don’t you do something Jesus would do and blow something up or enslave some people? Make someone happy for a change? But no. Muslims don’t do that. They just try to spoil the glorious month of my lord. The only true god who always needs attention and money.
Signed
A Real American.
